John Gunn'd

Its been John Gunn'd

Its been crashed e.g

Its been John Gunn'd

by Urbanlamb April 15, 2019

Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.

-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.

by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022

john risotto

John risotto

john risotto

by Pim Neven March 20, 2024

Faker John

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.

Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

John Ray

Keep away from children. AA

Damn Thats, John Ray.!.??!

by Bobsuckedmypenis January 24, 2022

The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

pierce johns

me the awsome kid that is in the logang

pierce johns clean up your room

by why u swallow April 20, 2018