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Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts
by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021
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monkey-shaking

two or more people dancing ridiculously close, on top of eachother, grinding
"OMG!! What whores! Sarah, Britney, & steve where monkey-shaking at YMCA camp!"
by Chica Boom August 27, 2004
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Mountain monkey

A derogative/racial slur used against Kurds.
you seen the news about turkey bombing Kurdistan” “yeah that’s what them mountain monkeys deserve”
by Idfk_bro November 11, 2021
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Monkey Butler

when your “friendlikes your boyfriend.
omg erica definitely has a monkey butler for danny
by bbmonkey November 16, 2021
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Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.
Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.
by Defining dude March 14, 2022
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Vodka Monkey

You hear about all the Vodka monkeys invading Ukraine. They sure like to act like Putin isn't a dictator.
by Ghost of Kiev February 24, 2022
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monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina
bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021
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