Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by October 21, 2020

Zoom (Zzoom)

A computer game - Zoom (1987)(Omikron Software)(De) ZX Spectrum / Z80 ROMs

Not to be confused with 'Zzoom' a computer game developed by John Gibson, Mark Butler and Steve Blower for the ZX Spectrum and released by Imagine Software in 1983.

In which the player controls an aircraft that must protect refugees from enemy forces.

Zzoom me - protect me

Was out partying last moon, when some zoom 'd up jerk jumped me on the dancefloor.

Luckily Zoe 'Zzoomed' me.

Zoom (Zzoom)

by ADeryn June 24, 2014

/Zoom

When people are constantly repeating the same word and won’t stop even when you tell them to.

“Oh my gosh Tom won’t stop /zooming me.”

“Ugh, I hate it when people /Zoom me.”

by Wolfthunder550 January 12, 2018

/zoom

Basically, in the December of 2017 Jacksepticeye created the STC stream and Overnight watch which caused the world to create two shifts (the American and the European) basically during these shifts people thought commands might work so they started typing /ZOOM and it became a meme.

"Maybe you should /ZOOM in on something."
or just
"/Zoom Kitchen"

by someone.on.the.internet January 01, 2018

Zoom to zoom

A condition where one's schedule is full of back-to-back with web conference call

My schedule is zoom to zoom today.

by tangyslice May 12, 2020

Abdob Zoom

When a person plays cs:go and he doublezooms with the awp and walks around like that.

Why the fuck are you double zoomed in man??

Its called the Abdob Zoom you retard!!

by Strutsen78 February 06, 2017

Pulling a Zoom

When you start off an argument acting dumb but then hit them with so much facts,knowledge, and evidence that they have no choice but to either stop talking or just admit that they were wrong.

Billy: Yeah, I worked For Yahoo!
Ted: Dude, dont make me start pulling a zoom on you.

by datalnklyerrr February 10, 2018