Zoomer Roulette

A game where 5 bullets are loaded into a revolver. Players take turns spinning the revolver and shooting themselves in the head. Normally played by Gen-Z.

"Did you hear Dave killed himself last week?"
"Nah, he was just playing Zoomer Roulette"

by ZubTheNub September 19, 2021

Zoomer

A young normie who has no knowledge on the subject of politics except for "Orange man bad".

ZOOMER:"Biden is totally not the worst president to ever exist."
Person with common sense: STFU zoomer

by fuckt4rd September 24, 2021

Zooted

When Sandy gets really high and starts to get cringe

Yo bro I’m so zooted

by Blrmrsl December 26, 2021

Epic Zoomer

An epic is a teenager who plays Minecraft, snacks on gushers, watches pewdiepie, and other cool shit. Zoomers are superior because they are smarter than all other generations. They most likely have tiktok and are with the trends. They binge watch all of Jacksepticeye’s videos and eat Mac and cheese while doing so. Epic zoomers are the future of the world.

Old lady: now, what is this Minecraft?

Epic zoomer: back off bitch!

by Hohnrv November 11, 2019

Zoomer

Contrary to some other definitions here, "zoomer" does NOT refer to Generation Z. It's the evolution of the term "boomer", for whom lifestyles and values are completely different from the late '50s and '60s. Whereas this generation previously aged in a sedentary context, they are now vibrant, active, busy -- and not set to retire at 65 as in days of yore. They in essence "zoom" now, so this is the term applied to them. It has nothing to do with the static, lethargic, vapid lifestyles of Generation Z.

Zoomers in their 50s, 60s and 70s are much more active in the gym these days.

by Vocabulary Victory March 25, 2019

Zoomer

1. A Gen Z who supports boomers A.K.A fucking idiots
2. A name that boomers use to name gen z’s, in vain of gen z’s calling them boomers

Boomer: Ok, Zoomer

by Biggerest Balls November 9, 2019

zooted

being so pumped up on adderall or caffeine or 5 hours that you are so happy and excited to be doing school work....... aka the funnest legal feeling ever.

This coffee is getting me so zooted right now, shit.

Tori give me an adderall, im tryna get zooted today.
ZOOTED QUEENS.

by A ZOOTED QUEEN February 20, 2011