Situationship

This is the point whereby in a relationship, you realize that the relationship is of no use and there is no way you can get out of it.

It could also mean a situation whereby a relationship becomes overbearing.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that your ex’s boyfriend is abusive and hits her?
Person 2: Ya I heard man that ain’t no relationship, issa situationship.

by NickyMicc February 23, 2020

situational lesbian

a straight woman who uses the old "i'm a lesbian" line to put off an undesirable (at least in her eyes) guy who is hitting on her. actually, she wouldn't munch the carpet if her life depended on it, but she figures it's better to give a phony excuse to the bozo than to tell him the truth and have it turn out he's a heavily-armed psychopath.

ben: uh, hey jen, would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!

by earpuller November 23, 2010

Pearl Harbor Situation

When someone does something to someone with out being provoked, and the victim then over reacts.

Rachel threw her phone at Sean for no reason, so Sean broke a plate over her head. It was a common pearl harbor situation.

by Alix McQ December 22, 2008

situation

When someone is acting in an overtly intoxicated or ludicrous manner, they are a situation.

Did you see Vikki at the bar last night? She was a total situation!

by kikicoture December 23, 2008

Situationship

Situationship
sich-oo-ey-shuh n ship
state of affairs in combination of uneasy circumstances with friends or family

a complex or critical state of affairs with loved ones with no positive outcome

a state of bad affairs existing between those having relations or dealings yet still deal with each other.

Having my wife and my ex in the same room is a situationship waiting to happen

by toygami January 17, 2016

Situational Racism

When you're not really a racist at heart (like you don't wake up in the morning, give a Nazi salute to 'Das Führer' first thing in the morning) however, you are still under some kind of influence which keeps you in the closet in terms of xenophobia and disassociation to people other than those who are like yourself.

For example... You know you suffer from "Situational Racism" when you're friendly with "Juan" because he is doing your lawn that day. Then, Juan sees you with friends and family at the same restaurant that weekend and when he says hi to you, you look at him with a bit of disgust and acting like you don't even know who he is.

Another.

You're not racist... No, you have a "black friend" at work... You've even had lunch with him on occassion.But no, you've never invited him to your BBQ's or other affairs at your home. I mean, he would be the only "Black guy" there.

by OahnX April 29, 2013

cbum situation

when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.

Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.

Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.

by Necrozma Beam October 3, 2021