waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

Wafflejerk

When a bunch of guys stand around in a circle and jerk off onto a waffle in the middle of them. Last person to cum eats the waffle.

Dude 1: Let's have a wafflejerk!
Dude 2: Nah, I anna keep my lunch in my stomach.

by The Real Player 1 January 29, 2010

waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

by JewLay April 19, 2010

waffcake

1. An alternate term for a vagina
2. A cross between a waffle and a pancake

1. I hear she has a really smelly waffcake. Must be a yeast infection.
2. Jim: Hey Clark, what did you have for breakfast today?

Clark: Oh, I had a delicious waffcake with butter and jam.

by I_just_farted February 22, 2012

Waffidence

Waffidence-when someones confidence is hightened by substance abuse from cocaine (waff/sniff/powder/charlie/nostrilsugar)

You can tell that he has a lot of Waffidence about him tonight.

by Charlie_Bear November 16, 2014

waffle strudel

When you pull out from fucking a bitch and nut all over her mid-section/face. Looks just like the pastry; right after it pops out of the toaster and you drizzle the frosting all over it.

"Daddy knows how to pull out and waffle strudel them motherfuckers" - Gissanator

by Luke's Bachelor Party '16 May 2, 2016

waffle toe shuffle

A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.

Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.

by Raven 92 March 17, 2017