The Wonton14

The one true ruler of the universe. The one who makes all things right. Aura.

My attacks have no affect on you? Who decided that? Your darkness Swallowed up my sun? Who decided that? The Wonton14 did.

by The Wonton14 October 14, 2025

Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025

Stuffing the Wonton

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man

Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

sucki sucki wonton

When an Asian lady is a fucking sex addict and want to fuck you. Then she goes over to you and asks if you want a blowjob where you cum all over her slanted eyes.

*asian lady* “do you want some sucki sucki wonton, you give me 20 doras”

by Jtbballin May 16, 2018

Pulling a Wonton

When you go balls deep into a crowd as a last ditch effort. Its like marriage without the option of divorce, there is no exit strategy.

I didn't make it but I tried by pulling a Wonton and committed hard.

by Ice Barrage March 16, 2021

the Arabian wonton

the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.

if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!

hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?

yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.

by licktard January 18, 2023

Agat gansinmahed ende wongo

"Agat gansinmahed ende wongo" is the strange first line of a popular song from a band called "The Umbrell0rs". It means something like "in my anus lies fire".

"Ehy Nadj0r, agat gansinmahed ende wongo!" — "Ohaaaa Tschinne, toktume tschinne! May I lick yer Tellernippel and then your ass???"

by gollomosh January 17, 2024