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wank weasel

An ugly, foul smelling narcissist who prays on good natured individuals. These types are often bi-as-fuck and will fuck and suck anything and anyone to make themselves feel better about their sad existence.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.
Person 1: Wank Weasel just employed another young girl.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.
by TheMexicanMashbanana December 17, 2022
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Cookie-Wank

You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.
"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"
by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021
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Wank Lag

A South West London term used to describe the feeling of exhaustion after an intense masturbation session.
'What did you get up to last night?'
'Spent the evening on the sofa watching TV 'cos I had a severe case of Wank Lag after being on Red Tube too long!'
by Duke of Earlsfield December 29, 2009
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Scream wank

Having a screamer is where you scream very highly upon climax. Often found to be nicer in echoey tunnels and/or cave systems. Can be referred to as a screamer/scream jerkin'
'I only have scream wanks.' - Ross Hornby
'Are you having a scream wank?' - Alex Smith
by Sewell - A True Hatter February 10, 2015
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Wank Buddy

A friend (usually male) who you meet up with and masturbate each other. May also include other activities depending on the persons involved.
John is Steven's Wank Buddy.
by ABP1976 January 13, 2009
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spaghetti wank

A spaghetti wank is where you masturbate using a thin tube, such as dry spagehtti, and insert into your uretha - piss tube - to provide sexual pleasure.
Bill: I had a spaghetti wank earlier.
Ted: Oh
by Emily Davis November 2, 2006
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Maxi-wank

The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.
Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner?

Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.
by luciferlou September 18, 2012
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