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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is 

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off

Chase a bag, Don’t worry ‘bout what I’m doin’ 

From the song Dead locs by Blueface. To tell someone to mind their business and focus on other things than what you’re doing
Melanie: “ where are you going!?!”
Daniel : “ Chase a bag, don’t worry ‘bout what I’m doin’ “

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off 

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

what can you do when you live in a shoe? 

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.
What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

What to do if someone calls you a pussy 

Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)
What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy

You: Don't talk about something you can't get.

Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)