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Unithieves

Noun

A group formed by corrupt politicians; often preaches unity during their campaign speech but would never give a clear advocacy and platform
Nakita niyo ba yung senate slate ni Narcos Jr? Uniteam daw ang tawag, pero mas mukha silang Unithieves.

Yung Unithieves sinusuportahan ang isang tax evader, sindikato nanaman ba ang mamumuno sa bayan natin?
by Blengblong Narcos February 14, 2022
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unisa

UNISA is an abbreviation for the "university" of South Australia.

The unveristy was founded in 1992 after the South Australian School of Dark Arts merged with 4 centrelinks and received misfuded ATSIC money and 300 hectares of land including the 100 acre wood and the gummi bear forest.

Unisa is well known for the highest rate of student dissatisfaction and suicide. Unfortunately it missed out by 1 place in the Australia's Worst rated University title in 2005.

However new management techniques that include harassment, black mail, neglect and violence have ensured that UNISA will reach its position of worst uni. Heights are set to be the worst university in the Asia pacific and even the world!

The university (S.A's biggest) is compromised of 40 000 Students. 36 000 students are from overseas and are primarily at UNISA to get permanent residence. the 4000 other students are locals who missed out on getting in to proper Uni's. Most local students are drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps and scientologists.

UNISA offers very mediocre degrees and is leading the world in groundbreaking research in voodoo economics, Neuro linguistic programming , eugenics and intelligent design.

They aren't just causing problems for students but are also reaching into the wider community by graduating 3rd rate social workers, nurses and teachers.
News reporter : Tonight yet another student was found hanging from a city building.

People : UNISA, you've done it again!
by lolggfyarly May 2, 2008
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University of Essex

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.
Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.
by That fucking guy April 7, 2013
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Uniqlo

A Japanese, trendier version of the GAP. It mainly provides stylish basics, with emphasis on a person's 'unique' interpretation of the clothing: layering, mixing colors and textures, rather than a preset style. it has awesome tee-shirts designed by artists from around the world, and some of the most affordable and luxurious cashmere around.
There's only one Uniqlo in the States, but hundreds in Japan; lucky I live in New York!
by EugeneG December 22, 2008
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Unidentified Varmint

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.
Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!
by Michelle L. Rigby October 18, 2012
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Uninflation

A term used by idiots in economics who have no idea what they are saying.
For example,
Student: Sir, I wrote an uninflation essay.
Teacher: What the fuck is uninflation you dumb ass?
by Peter Plangettis March 28, 2015
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Unity Jr. High

Easiest place to lose your virginity.
Girls from 7th grade be lookin like Hoes
Dudes postin Fortnite wins on snap
Teachers be flexin on kids
by ThiskidBoi69 May 26, 2018
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