unclemom

A red neck hillbillie who is so inbred that his uncle is also his mom

this is my sister and our three lovely children

by chumley September 17, 2003

Uncle Freddie

the one guy in every social circle that has no social grace, manners or even a clue as to how big a fucking moron he is.

The Cooker: "Dude we need more people to play bathketball."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

Uncle pedo

An uncle who touches male members of the family

Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk

by Get wrecker July 10, 2016

Uncle Jimmy

The act of sticking a spoon up someone's anus, hence the uncle in the name, and then jimmying it around so as to rupture the colon.

"Did you hear what happened to Frank?"
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."

by Civil Barbarian January 5, 2017

Uncle Luke

Famous rapper from the rap group, 2 Live Crew. The groups claim to fame was explicit raps about sex usually degrading women.

“In the 305 bitches treat me like Im Uncle Luke..” - from Travis Scott’s single SICKO MODE

by Nick Shade March 27, 2019

uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

by robert freedman June 11, 2006

Uncle grandpa

You have intercourse with you’re mom and have a sister, then have intercourse with her and her child will become your grandson/granddaughter and it will be your sisters kids so your also a uncle grandpa

Let me tell you the story of how I became Uncle Grandpa

by I hrhejejdb June 3, 2019