Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.

That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo

by wowzers holy July 12, 2022

Tysn

Thank you so nice

You*-"Heres the mchicken you wanted" Me*-"Tysn"

by Mrnotsoniceguy July 27, 2022

tysne

fucken mad lad gets all the bitchs max and Micheal cant fucking comprehend how much of a goat I am I can't stress this enough I have a millimetre defeater

tysne is a fucken mad lad

by mexican nigger December 13, 2022

tyson

someone who is particularly ODD or out of the ordinary.

why would he do that, that’s so tyson.

by siahdj December 18, 2022

Tyson

A very short woman who loves to make out in public places

Wow Tyson makes out with so many people at once
No way

by Mememe12323 April 17, 2023

Tyson ASMR

Tyson ASMR is a YouTuber known for his hit videos such as "ASMR kissing you all night- 8 hours male kissing and breathing with beard", and "ASMR examining your balls Doctor role-play male soft spoken". He is a calming, loving man with voluptuous lips. He also exudes gay energy but that's okay because he is actually gay and there is nothing wrong with that. You could also use TysonASMR as an adjective meaning "To have your testicles softly examined by a 'professional' doctor"

person one: dude are you okay? you seem tense.
person two: nah bruh I gotta get my Tyson ASMR

by kushmommy520 April 22, 2023

tyson

Handsome with a great personality who is always being a dill with your mother and has a great relationship even when only send one x in a reply. they always yell their heart out at good ruby game.

'I love you xx' from girlfriend.
'love you' from tyson

by fartpoopdutycaca May 9, 2023