by Aimsab May 25, 2007

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.
John- Dude, what a queer.
Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!
Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!
Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!
by Dr Cats PhD June 28, 2011

by Dickhead92 September 19, 2017

by Grant G December 15, 2007

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is
by the sea vagina September 12, 2013

"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"
"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"
"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"
"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"
"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"
by janitor2010 December 19, 2013

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009
