Turdessence

The essence of fecal matter, and more specifically turd. Or small amounts of excrement.

There was turdessence in the baby's dirty diaper.

by Antibardajk July 10, 2022

Turdicle

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.

Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.

by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023

TARDIS

1. Acronym: Time And Relative Dimension In Space
2. Noun: Time machine owned by the Doctor which appears as a little police box on the outside, but is a pocket dimension on the inside

Where to next? The TARDIS can take us anywhere!

by BoraxNumber8 May 3, 2023

Turdini

Referres to a turd that, when dropped into the bowl, disappears.

This is a common occurrence when one has a good vowel movement where the turd slips out clean and without resistance. Upon completion of the act, inspection of the toilet reveals no turd in sight.

Dude, I just went to the washroom and had a great movement, but when I looked it was gone! I think I just pooped a great turdini.

by vigote1087 May 17, 2023

Turdsday

The day of throwing turds at your best friend(s) on 6/9 and 9/6; if those dates land on a Thursday.

Its turdsday! Im going to throw loads of turds at, Johnny!

by Duckiegoesquack June 12, 2023

Turdickin

The act of working at Butterball and having sex with Turkey carcasses

Dude was weird, worked at butterball and was discovered to be having sex with turkey carcasses! He made Turdickins and lived on Barton

by Jbpb8484 November 25, 2024

turdsmasher

Someone who clogs the toilet so badly to the point where it breaks the toilet completely.

Hey, I just had a turdsmasher in my neighbors bathroom.

by WillieG1023 March 15, 2024