Truck Nigger

A truck driver who misguidedly believes that any defect with a big rig can be solved with greases or other lubricants and additives.

Admiring the view of his missing steer tire, Danny decided to treat the truck fuel with a useless additive cementing himself as a dumb truck nigger!

While bouncing around in the sleeper berth going down the highway, Nick cursed the red headed fuck for thinking grease would resurrect the blown cab shocks, "what a stupid fucking truck nigger"!!!

by Bigdummie April 29, 2023

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truck bucket

A bucket used for defecating while in a truck (or other motor vehicle). For instance, while on a no-stop road trip or while involved in a police chase. See also baby bottle.

Earl: Pull over man, I gotta take a shit.
Jason: No way, the cops are right behind us. Just use the truck bucket.
Earl: Oh, right, I forgot about that.

by nowayman2 January 20, 2011

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Truck dues

Sending a nudie to a firefighter

Hey Nathan, since you’re on the truck today, do you have any truck dues?

by T710 November 14, 2021

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produce truck

a slang term for the short yellow bus

Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.

by gigasaur February 23, 2018

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matonka truck

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox

OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.

by matthiasissohot696969420gang January 1, 2019

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