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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
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Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop January 21, 2018
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trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
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Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants
He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom
by One Done February 1, 2012
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trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.
"Don't be a trouser noodle."
by We_the_folks February 19, 2024
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Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear
She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear
by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014
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Ménage à trousers

Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears
Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is
by karen giles February 17, 2018
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