Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
Get the Trouser custardmug. To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop January 21, 2018
Get the Trouser confidencemug. Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
Get the trouser joustingmug. by One Done February 1, 2012
Get the Trouser Blossommug. by We_the_folks February 19, 2024
Get the trouser noodlemug. The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear
by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014
Get the Swindon Trousersmug. Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears
Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is
by karen giles February 17, 2018
Get the Ménage à trousersmug.