A character from the popular show Arrested Development, Tony Wonder is a magician with a pink, 'W' shaped beard. For years, he was the rival of George Oscar Bluth, a man who he later had hot sex with whilst wearing a latex mask of George's face while George wore a mask modeled after Tony's face. Tony is currently living with his girlfriend Sarah Sitwell.
Michael: Yo G.O.B., why'd you penetrate Tony Wonder?
G.O.B.: I though it was myself dawg! He was wearing this trippy latex mask of my face, my guy!
A chav that lives in the sticks, but wished they came from a city (or at least somewhere with a Budgens or a fish 'n' chip shop where they can hang out)
If it wasn't for the 20mph speed limit...plus speedbumps...plus tractors...plus sheep crossing...plus OAP bus...I could've run that rural townie over much harder. Lets go back.