Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.
by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.
by Solid Mantis November 06, 2020
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.
by Solid Mantis November 06, 2020
I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!
by Major T. April 17, 2019
to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.
Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.
by nikos68 October 15, 2017