tit wig

a lesbian saying for when your girlfriend falls asleep with her head on your tit and it hurts but her beauty and grace when she sleeps snatched your wig so you don’t wake her.

i really wish i had a girl here to tit wig me :(

by sapphic bitch March 2, 2019

rocket tits

When the womans breasts are horizontally aligned with her spine, making the underside of her breast and spine into a 90 degree angle. Resulting in it looking like her breasts are defying gravity.

Holy cow look at that girl, she got rocket tits!

by Studentmaster20002 November 27, 2013

tit tan

partially tan tits; half tan, half still milky white

she has a tit tan because she doesn't tan nude.

by collin z. March 7, 2009

tit tips

A Woman's use of a technique used in cocktail waitressing to get more tips. Tit tips involves the accentuation of the cocktail waitresses breasts.

I got mad tit tips tonight because of my new bra.

by Kitty Kat Mam January 13, 2011

Tits to the Ritz

The female version of, " balls to the walls". The act of going all out, to the extreme. Often uttered before doing something crazy.

Me: "Hey Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"

Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"

Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"

by cheer1 December 21, 2012

tits on a nun

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

by nicks75 January 29, 2015

tit juice

Nectar that flows from a lactating breast

The tit juice of Tijuana whores tastes like aunt maria's horchata.

by RanchoG_Curling_Association April 22, 2014