sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013

mushroom cunt

Conceited, Narcisstic, douche canoe, a.k.a Nick

My ex is a raging mushroom cunt.

by Dickeater October 25, 2018

Loose Mushroom

A very dangly, loose vagina.

Guy 1: Damn, Phi is a loose mushroom.
Guy 2: I thought Phi was a guy?
Guy 1: Me too!
Guy 2: What?

by ESTATE October 6, 2008

mushroom toes

Toes that kind of look like mushrooms, and smell like them too.

Dayum, that Evelyn got those mushroom toes.

by GodofEverythingEverForever June 29, 2016

mushroom capper

Another name for the head of a penis.

She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.

by jimmybomm December 17, 2020

mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).

"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 20, 2002