Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.

"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."

by What's that guy's name? January 4, 2021

Greasy Garnet

Greasy Garnet is a Garnet with really Greasy hair

Greasy Garnet has Greasy Hair again

by SpagAnesess March 20, 2019

greasy dick

Clasic historic name for the Geoduck clam used 1920 - 1940 era.

Greasy Dick Clams are delicious

by Highflight54 September 12, 2016

Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.

Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.

by Donna Duccini June 22, 2019

greasy nooblet

(N)
a young noob who is immature about a game he has had for a while yet still sucks at it. They are usually overweight and have very annoying high pitched voices. They believe they are the rulers of the game even though they actually just suck. They cover this up by insulting and complaining to the better people on xbox live.

" Shut up your just a greasy nooblet, go find some friends and lose some weight."

by d'naal2 December 30, 2009

GETTING GREASY

A person or situation found in northern Wisconsin, specially pickerel Wisconsin.!
In such the person our situation ies dirty tainted or drunken.

It's getting greasy here!

That guy is getting greasy!

by Polkhi May 12, 2018

greasy cheeseburger

Unspecific but somewhat depraved sexual act that should help distract from a Saturday morning hangover. Like a real cheeseburger, it's better with some bacon.

Guy_Howdy said:
@lucyspet You are a pro, baby. You need a greasy cheeseburger like nobody's business.

JuarezAfterDark said:
@Guy_Howdy I'd love to give @lucyspet a greasy cheeseburger. #euphemism

by JuarezAfterDark October 11, 2010