clasic

used when people are mad about the current situation and want to express their anger in a disciplined way.

Yo bro i can't hangout tonight, im going to spend time with my wife of 16 years.
Clasic!

by a1bubble May 22, 2023

Double pipe classic

Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time

Credit: Tom Segura

Beeman

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Vintagetom May 23, 2019

The clavicle compliment

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work

Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Classico

An original drink based on childhood nostalgia.

Would you prefer a blackberry or rhubarb Classico?

by Connorhoehn June 25, 2015

classcuck

A person living under a socio-economic system and who doesn't realize their subservient position in that system and even will actively defend it, e.g. a slave in the slave societies, a peasant in feudal societies, a wage-slave in a capitalist society. (synonymous to class traitor)

Source: facebook.com/declasscucked.memes/

-This is killing me. I work 60 hours a week and still can barely get by. Wouldn't it be nice to have a guaranteed basic income that is paid to everybody?
-Nah, these stupid plebs won't work then.
-God, you're such a classcuck.

by commiemorph May 17, 2016

Clavicle

Repulsive deflated breasts

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

The London Classic

Five shots, preferably but not necessarily, of the cheapest hard-liquor in the bar. The shots are lined up in a row and consumed, one after the other, in rapid succession. It is often used by people who, having arrived at the bar or club late in the evening, need to catch up in order to have a good time.

Mike: "Shit, I'm late and all you fuckers started drinking without me."
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm

by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012