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Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.
JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.
by Paulley D. July 9, 2012
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windows fanboy

who likes to being robbed his/her privacy by Microsoft. they feel horny to being stolen their privacy.

only path left to them is to become slut of their master, Satya Nadella.
Satya's big c*ck is satisfying windows fanboy's secret hole.
by RTaD6502 June 22, 2021
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Windows 7

The next operating system currently in development (but can publicly be tested until June 1 2010) by Microsoft. It features a brand new task bar that often is said to be a rip of KDE. It features better driver compatibility, and pretty much is Vista all fixed up with an enhanced GUI. Many already respect that this is a great operating system, actually running on less system requirements than Vista.
Windows 7 is pretty much a great version of Vista.
by Da Milkman June 2, 2009
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Windows 2000

Way better than Windows ME, and MAC OS FUCKING NINE.
"OH NOS! MY WINDBLOWS 3.1 HAS CARASHED!"
"Dumbass, you need Windows 2000. Welcome to 1 1/4 decades ago!
by dj gs68 July 7, 2003
mugGet the Windows 2000mug.

Window Dressing

The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.
Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.
by Ms.Bg June 27, 2008
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Windows 2000

Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.
Mmm... Win2000.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003
mugGet the Windows 2000mug.

Windows ME

This could be the.....*Crash*
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*

*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*

*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"
Oh no..a WINDOWS ME...

see shit
by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004
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