Theory of Reletivity

What you get when Einstein smokes a bong
WOW! The theory of reletivity really blows my mind
by Psychologicaly Unstable April 26, 2018
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J.V. Theory

A theory where a man drinks alcohol until he becomes confident to the point where he can get as much sex as he wants with the prettiest women.
Hey Chris! I heard you used the J.V. Theory last night at that party.
by hensx September 10, 2019
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gn theory

When someone says “Gn” as a way to escape a boring conversation. Or when someone uses Gn to end a conversation.
Guy: I was texting Sarah last night and she said Gn but it was only 1pm

Guy two: sounds like the Gn theory
by Anonymous.429.69. December 01, 2019
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theory of a deadman

a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.
Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.
by Caflisch22 August 01, 2006
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Chaos Theory

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
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Potato Theory

The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:

You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?

Forget it bro, Potato Theory.
by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011
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Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.
“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."
by DepecheMoses November 01, 2006
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