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Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”
by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024
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ton o alcohol

Copious amounts of alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Term generally used in the southern United States.
Hay babe, how about you run down to the corner store and pick up a ton o alcohol.
by SWEDISH PIMP October 15, 2016
mugGet the ton o alcoholmug.

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.
by Z28boi May 30, 2018
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Crippin-tons

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.
by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025
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Shit-ton

two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
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shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds
I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.
by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020
mugGet the shit tonmug.

Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.
It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
mugGet the Juan Tonmug.

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