Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022

Princess Pilot

A "Princess Pilot" is a term used in aviation slang to describe a pilot who prefers to fly only in ideal weather conditions (VFR, clear skies) and typically operates high-performance, modern, and well-equipped aircraft—often featuring glass cockpits, autopilot, and cruise speeds above 140 knots. This pilot tends to avoid challenging conditions such as turbulence, IMC, or older, less luxurious aircraft.

The term can imply a degree of selectiveness, inexperience, or aversion to adversity, and is sometimes used with a humorous or lightly critical tone within pilot communities.

Dillon C. is a Princess Pilot who will only fly on very clear days.

by ObliteratePb May 14, 2025

Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

Mr pilot

Shannon Keohan

Shannon Keohan = mr pilot

by Yamummmm April 27, 2021

Pilot

Lazy, irresponsible and possibly dangerous individuals that happen to fly airplanes.

I’m so sick of having to pick up after the dumb pilots.

by Jack A S August 24, 2019

Pilots lunch

The thing you were supposed to plan 3 days ago while on a max duty day, rolling into a min rest, followed by another 6 legs.

Oh, you didn’t pack a bunch of that shitty hotel breakfast in your flight bag? Guess your eating a pilots lunch today.

by InvertedAv8r August 7, 2021