brokeback mountain

a place where gays gather to discuss their social and economic issues.

The hideout that is being used as a brokeback mountain has been busted by the police.

by uttam maharjan February 8, 2013

Mountain Jew

A man of Jewish ancestry, now living in the mountains, and is a survivalist.

Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!

"Have the boys round up a couple of those Mountain Jews to help us. We need some ass kickers in this group."

by FA-Q October 14, 2012

fudge mountain

this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...

"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Mountain Queers

West Virginia (WVU) fans/players/anyone who lives in west v that has anything to do with wvu.

GO HOMEEEEEEE MOUNTAIN QUEERS!

by LETS GO PIT! September 5, 2011

Blunt Mountain

A really long cock.

Greg has a Blunt Mountain.

by GregOSid December 7, 2010

crawford mountain

crawford mountain is a curvy little piece of hell road on a huge ass mountain in kentucky where all the crackwhores live. the one-lane-no-guardrail road is a perfect place to live if you want to avoid the cops... at the risk of getting eaten alive by the 90ft of kudzu that wasn't there yesterday. very fun to drive on in the snow if you are suicidal!

person 1: yea, I live on crawford mountain and i woke up this morning only to find my house swolled up by kudzu, a car crashed on the roof, and a crackwhore sleeping on my bed! can i live with you?

person 2: go to hell

person 1: I live there

by dandydo April 18, 2009

Mountain Blowski

When a girl brings a man a Mountain Dew, and then proceeds to perform oral sex on him.

Steve: So how'd it go last night with that foreign chick?

John: Well she took me back to her place and gave me a Mountain Blowski.

by Ctrl_Alt_D31337 May 23, 2011