Goo Lagoon

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then fold it and whipe your ass but a finger slips through and snot goes in your ass.

"Jerry got Goo Lagooned last night when he was slammed"

by ProFadeUrban February 26, 2021

goo donation

When a strapping young buck helps out the less fortunate by gifting some lucky broad a generous helping of his foamy goo.

"Why do you look so happy despite your visibly shattered pelvic bone?" Christina asked her friend, Margot.
Margot smiled demurely and said, "Buck, that young buck, gave me a hearty goo donation last night."
"Wait," Christina asked, "Are you talking about a human or did you fuck a deer?"
Margot just blushed. "I have a serious problem, Christy-bear."

by WhimsyFox February 23, 2019

jae goo

Your typical korean friend who acts dumb but is actually smart. He think he's ugly when everybody knows he's not. That's why he's jae swaggy and pulling girls left and right. He is playful and very nice. When you ask for help, he most likely answers you in 5 min cause his text game is that strong. You can talk to him for hours without getting bored and he'll text you till 4am even thought he's tired. You can always rely on him for advice or support and will always be there for you. Whenever you're sad, he's the person to go to. He understands you on so many levels. You can joke around with him about anything and tell him literally anything. Except don't tell him about your crushes. He's a pro gamer and tags you in everything he does. You'll never feel left out. He's just that great of a friend. If you don't get yourself a jae goo, you're stupid :)

me: *talking to him about my problems*
Jae goo: *understanding me and supporting me*

I'm really glad you're my friend jae goo. I will always support you and be there for you :)

by yourbestfriendhaha May 1, 2020

Gubba goo

An adorable short girl with chubby cheeks that makes you geek

I love that girl she’s such a gubba goo

by Keironnironron May 30, 2019

Gooch Goo

A days worth of ball sweat.

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.

by Inomon June 3, 2018

goo-khale

goo-khaa-le; Noun (proper)
Worthless, sub 40 IQ, of criminal parentage, literally meaning shit-eater.

Saket is a goo-khale for a reason, his father was a two bit thief who was arrested by the very department we worked for.

by VinuDesai July 13, 2021

Lemon goo

When one pisses and cums at the same time aka a number 5

Tf did he just make lemon goo

by Adolf nigler July 31, 2023