matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014

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old bastard

Used to bring someone down

look at that wrinkly old bastard

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

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You will often find this word misspelled as two words instead of its proper usage as a single hyphenated word. The magnificent bastard is someone who has the utmost confidence in every situation capable of pontificating on every subject within the Anglo American lexicon. Unlike other poor fools, growing up the magnificent bastard never needed to run back to his father for counsel, guidance or explanation on the various complexities and mysteries of life. Since he didn't have a father he developed the inner confidence required to Assume positions of prominence & be seen as the paragon of masculinity and the alpha example of utterly complete dominance.

Guy 1: "My god, man! Look at that savage over there as the most beautiful women in the world flock around him?"
Guy2: "Is it Donald Trump?"
Guy1: "No! That magnificent-bastard, Jeffrey!"

by Mister Bastard November 11, 2016

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cunting in the bastard

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient

If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.

by WHUNoah January 23, 2009

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Bastard cunt

Two slang words put together in an awsome context, (bastard, one who is born whislst parents are still un-married,) (cunt a womens vagina, mmm my favorite!)
used together sometimes to maybe emphsise a point.

I didnt go out and get drunk last night, i went out and got pissed as a bastard cunt!

by Darren.G October 7, 2006

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