the nate face

when you have a dull expression and slight confusion on your face. open mouthed, blank stare that is quite comical.

how to make the nate face:
step 1- say "wuuuuuuuuut" and leave your mouth open from when you said it
step 2- look blankly ahead of you

step 3- blink your eyes hard (as if you see the most amazing thing in front of you and cant beleive your eyes)
step 4- keep the face and blink locked in.

derived from Texas, the lonestar state. from a unique individual who was just so inspiring by making it that he made it popular around the tri-state area.

-see that guy over there?
~yeah, what about him?!?
-he's makin the nate face.
~oh yeah.. HA he's looking at that girl like he cant believe his eyes.
-he's totally rockin the nate face!! GET IT!!

by nate face rocker #1 July 24, 2010

The North Face

The other definitions for The North Face are wack... These retarded people have no idea what they are talking about. The North Face is actually an outdoor equipment and apparel company founded in 1968 in San Francisco, CA. Their products are of very high quality, and are well worth the cost. They make backpacks, jackets, shirts, sweatshirts, pants, shoes, tents, sleeping bags, luggage, etc. I guess they are famous for their jackets, which hip-hop stars in the early 90's wore frequently.

Me: "Oh you're mad because you can't afford The North Face products so you go on Urban Dictionary and talk trash about them? Wow your life must suck."

Douchebag: "I know I cry myself to sleep most of the time, damn it's cold out here and my shitty ass backpack I bought at Walmart is falling apart!"

Me: "Harsh man, I'm warm and all the stuff in my backpack is dry, maybe you should invest in some North face ish and get rid of your bootsy gear."

by nickypoo916 August 30, 2009

face the music

to receive the rebuke that one is due for

Everyone who does something contoversial has to face the music eventually.

by Light Joker October 27, 2006

The North Face

A ridiculous kind of jacket that will never see the North Face of anything. The jackets cost more than their weight in gold, and are usually worn by every member of the Greek system at all times. Attending a winter greek event may as well be a North Face advertisement. The alleged quality of the jackets is offset by the fact that owning one makes you a douche.

Teacher: Conscientious consumption is the purchase of goods to look rugged or otherwise not ostentatious. Have you of you been conscientious consumers?
Class: No.
Teacher: How many of you own something with the the words "The North Face?"
Class: *defeated*

by tgarc March 7, 2007

glow-in-the-dark face

A girl/guy whose face is so ugly you can still see it when your tapping her in complete darkness.

Man:Do you mind if I wear this blindfold? You have a glow in the dark face.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

What the fuck face

When grinding upon a girl, until her friends look at you with a "what the fuck face." This will cause the girl herself to turn around and give you a "What the fuck face."

Dude:Dude, i grinded on this group of girls and i totally got a What the fuck face!
Dudette:Lolz, i totes know what you mean, i so give that look
Dude: Not coolz

by President Bill Pulman June 13, 2010

The Lyndsay Face

A face made by sticking your tongue out the corner of your mouth and smiling. It is similar to the duck face in that it is often used in facebook/myspace pictures. It is named after the coolest and awesomest of these girls.

Yeah i know this really cool girl who always makes the Lyndsay Face in her facebook pictures

by nicklund23 July 19, 2011