Ear terrorism

Loud noises or anything that sounds unpleasant

"Turn down your ear terrorism"

by Potato fan February 4, 2024

Terrorism

The criminal act of being brown and owning a digital Casio watch

Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.

by ProphetOfConfusion April 22, 2021

Vibe Terrorism

The unconscious or conscious act of subverting, attacking, or completely destroying a previously established vibe.

*Person A and Person B are listening to music.*
Person A: Y'know, all Chef Bergens had to do was catch two or four trolls for breeding instead of culling the remaining populace and rendering the delicacy extinct.
Person B: *taken aback* Straight-up, outta nowhere Vibe Terrorism.

by fed_not_a_terrorist January 9, 2024

Terror Poot

A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.

"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013

international terrorism

An extremist ideology with genocidal and vengeful leanings that was made infamous by Osama bin Laden and his organization, al-Qaeda; it's responsible for the destruction of two US embassies in East Africa (1998) and the original World Trade Center Twin Towers in New York (2001).

Counterterrorists: No high-rise building will be safe and secure unless international terrorism is eliminated from the face of the Earth!
Anti-war people: It will never be possible to win the War on Terror - international terrorists are very genocidal toward their worst enemies and vengeful for their fallen comrades!

by LaserVideoTube June 30, 2022

Fashion Terrorism

The act of mismatching of clothing (either deliberately or due to ignorance of very fundamental and general rules of fashion)

Stop doing fashion terrorism, it's cringe and it embarrasses yourself

by Sir. B April 11, 2021