Fanboy Tears

Its cum from triggered fans, mainly over characters they hate.
Its used in a mocking why, as to laugh at their hate toward that character.

"Welp, Luke died and I'm a may-sue, time to drink those Fanboy tears"

by RicBoi2010 June 12, 2018

gin tears

The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears

He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.

by keenytn1 December 23, 2008

Rittenhouse Tears

Similar to crocodile tears. A display of emotion and anguish that is clearly faked, because there are no actual tears.

"That guy didn't care about what he did, that wasn't real, those were Rittenhouse Tears!"

by VictimofGLaDOS November 13, 2021

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

Tear Sheet

To have sexual intercourse.

Me and har did a tear sheet.
(We were having sex)

by keelf king May 3, 2019

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

chats tears

Ranboo's chats tears after lore stream Sadge

You can see chats tears after they see ":)"

by BeeMyBeloved May 9, 2021