taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.

1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.

by joshow March 7, 2016

Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.

It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.

Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.

by UnequivocallyAwesome January 27, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland

Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro

by c1sok1d July 11, 2010

Big Timing

The Act of screening a phone call with caller id and not taking the call.

"I called you three times yesterday, what are you Big Timing me?"

"You better not Big Time me when I call, asshole!"

by k-10 August 9, 2006

bus-taking motherfucker

Person who constantly relies on other people and/or public transporation for rides due to laziness.

"Mayan is a bus-taking motherfucker. I wished he would get his own car."

by threatbot April 30, 2009

Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

by bighoops57 July 10, 2010

tavington

1. pimp.
2. pimp.
3. OMG ROME TOTAL WAR!!!
4. Guy who always seems to be "busy", usually associated with women.
5. crazy British guy in the movie, The Patriot.
6. Oh... and don't forget... pimp.

Away Message: Tavington is busy.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003