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The Funny

A superior joke, a joke above all other jokes. Hearing this joke will make your fucking head explode because of how funny it is, usually some retard says the funny and doesn't even realize it and immediately dies because he/she said the funny without god's permission.
Noah: Last month I ate at a Chinese buffet, I'm still picking out fur from my teeth to this day .
Kyle: BROOO LOL YOU SAID THE FUNNY!
Noah: Oh fu-
by Okuyasu October 14, 2019
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The Fountainhead

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.
"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.
by Rusanova January 15, 2011
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hit the folks

A popular modern day dance moves usually to rap music. Originated by the African American culture. Also referred to as stab. When you Bend your elbows and lift your leg for a few seconds to match the beat.

1) Bring your arms up as if you are showing your muscles

2) lift up your leg and lean your back slightly.

Make sure to be confident while doing it or you will get roasted.

Also make sure you are on beat.
I heard chief keep come on so I hit the folks.

"I'ma whip then dab, pipe it up then stab" (when he says stab is when you would hit the folks)
by Therealbbyg August 25, 2016
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pity the fool

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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got the free

A phrase meaning that someone is not busy and don’t have anything to do; it is more commonly used when a person wants someone to come over when their parents aren’t home.
Tyler: You tryna fuck soon?
Hailey: Yeah, I got the free tomorrow!
by emcelijah September 25, 2017
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calm the fuck down

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.
by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005
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The fuckining.

When things are strangely going too well, that you feel that something bad is going to happen.
My makeups gone well tonight, well sh*t it’s the fuckining.
by Who are you? June 1, 2019
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