Synchronicity II

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why

The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away

Synchronicity II

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Synchro

transforms an angular position of the shaft into an electric signal.

I have to replace the synchro so it can work.

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Symphoriac

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Dudes's been listening to so much music he's basically a symphoriac

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Symphorien

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Don't start a debate with him, is so a Symphorien!

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Synchi

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Hey look, that synchi has rams horns and a horse’s tail.

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Synthbro

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Maggie: "Oh my god, Mike are you a Synthbro?????"

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Synrii existing: person who has synophobia.

Person: AH IT’S SYNRII, I’M SO FRIGHTENED.

*knees goes weak, and person falls to their knees below synrii to their unimaginable death.*

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