A special kind of douche. When a person decides to wear a sweater LOOSELY around their neck, they are known as a sweaterdouche. To increase douchiness, one only has to pop a collared shirt whilst sweaterdouching to increase douche level.
For those who don't know, there are OTHER ways to wear a sweater.
1) Wear the sweater like a normal person. If you brought it, that means you should wear it.
2) Carry it. If it's too hot then just carry it. It's more manlier and makes you less of a douche.
3) Tie it around the waist. This is debatablely less douchey then a typical sweaterdouche, but the general consensus is that a sweater around your waist is LESS douchey than a sweater around your neck, but is STILL douchey. Be careful if you tie your sweater around your waist.
For those who don't know, there are OTHER ways to wear a sweater.
1) Wear the sweater like a normal person. If you brought it, that means you should wear it.
2) Carry it. If it's too hot then just carry it. It's more manlier and makes you less of a douche.
3) Tie it around the waist. This is debatablely less douchey then a typical sweaterdouche, but the general consensus is that a sweater around your waist is LESS douchey than a sweater around your neck, but is STILL douchey. Be careful if you tie your sweater around your waist.
Steve was too hot, so he decided to be a sweaterdouche. He tied the sweater around his neck loosely, in order to show that he was fashionable, but still casual.
Eric felt like he could make his casual boaters getup more casual by sweaterdouching it up, adding a loosely tied sweater to his ensemble.
Eric felt like he could make his casual boaters getup more casual by sweaterdouching it up, adding a loosely tied sweater to his ensemble.
by sweaterdouche August 22, 2010
Get the sweaterdouche mug.1-n.Male or female person who is turned on by a well-filled cashmere or merino sweater, and uses his or her sweater during sex to arouse the sex organs and tease the other partner, and even may masturbate to climax on such sweater, if the person who owns it is or isn't present.
2. adj.A word to describe the fuckability of a person,
such as her figure indicates she would be a great sweaterfucker.
2. adj.A word to describe the fuckability of a person,
such as her figure indicates she would be a great sweaterfucker.
If I could get Don to buy it for you, Susan, that cashmere could help you become a horny sweaterfucker.
by Bill Black December 9, 2008
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Each Tuesday a group of coworkers gets together and coordinates their dress style to reflect their wondrous personalities. By showing this uniformity, they are able to transcend mere office work garb and become truly great men and women.
Person 1: Prepared for the greatness tomorrow?
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
by Athom February 21, 2011
Get the Sweater Vest Tuesday mug.1. Yo, my bitch woke up this morning and she was real sweated on!
2. Me and my old man was in the kitchen having a heart felt man to man discussion and moms came in and sweated on us!
2. Me and my old man was in the kitchen having a heart felt man to man discussion and moms came in and sweated on us!
by MST97 July 4, 2011
Get the sweated on mug.Bugging someone or worrying them, constantly asking them where they are what there doing and who there with/ in that persons business.
by Micfarley June 28, 2017
Get the sweaten mug.What concerned parent's say as you walk out the door, either causing extreme annoyance or snide remarks. Then you have to go back inside and get a sweater, and if you don't it will most likely be the coldest day of the year.
Mother dearest: "Oh Danny, don't be ignorant and take a sweater."
Danny: "Ugh, you don't understand me."
Mom: "What you say?"
Danny: "Did i stutter?"
Mama: "Your grounded."
... Later on it starts snowing...
Danny: "Son of a bitch!"
Danny: "Ugh, you don't understand me."
Mom: "What you say?"
Danny: "Did i stutter?"
Mama: "Your grounded."
... Later on it starts snowing...
Danny: "Son of a bitch!"
by Danny-Dan aka Boss February 26, 2010
Get the Take a sweater mug.A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.
Random Guy says:
"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"
"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"
"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
by usage of time management April 23, 2011
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