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Spring Break

A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."

Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
by 556677NK March 10, 2010
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Springfield

Hey, lets go to springfield tonight and pick up some hookers at safeway.
by Johnson McGillicutty October 6, 2008
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Springle Element

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.
Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...
by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006
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sulphur springs texas

the place that steals friends away:
its also a small town in texas and as of the 2000 census has 14,585 people in it
where did she move? oh sulphur springs texas. wheres that??? texas....
by CHeyyyeennnee March 18, 2011
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Juiced Springsteen

Drinking too much so that you can't remember the lines to The Boss' greatest hits.
Simanto: I really can't sing Thunder Road after 2 century clubs, way to juiced springsteen.
GWAR: Ya man, I had a vodka and cran and I'm hooped on nipple shwa.
Simanto: Maybe we should break-up.
by lord_gold October 12, 2008
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Highland Springs

a town outside of Richmond,Va that is full of old white lady's and thugs. 16% of these thugs are white. Shootings happen once every week. If you want to live here and avoid these shootings, move to mullen's lane.
Greg: "Dude lets go to Highland Springs"
Gerald: "If you want to get shot be my guest"
Greg: "Were going to mullen's lane, thats where my grandma lives."
Gerald: "Ohhh ok."
by yum bum March 7, 2012
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