are you sure

When your son has an interesting day and you're particularly VERY skeptical for no reason and your wife is super strong

-I had a pretty interesting day
-Are you sure?
-Guess who's finally getting his powers?
-Are you sure?
-Threw a trash bag into space at work
-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure
-Are you sure?
-For sure!
-That's great son, just great. Are you sure?
-Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into spa-
-Are you sure?
-Pretty su-
-Are you sure?
-SEA SALT! I NEED Y-
-Are you sure?

Your wife repeatedly hits your foot with hers under the dinner table and that creates an explosion large enough to level the entirety of Chicago to rubbles. But are you sure this happened? Are you sure?

by perOxiNOsleep May 31, 2025

Five sure

When you are hundred percent sure of something, one more than four sure or want to exaggerate something.

This movie is amazing!

Oh five sure!
God that bitch sucks

Five sure does.

by Ozium1627 June 15, 2023

sure

just say it any time

wanna die? sure

by LAK-OTRON February 1, 2022

sure binkey

yeah right

Em: I’m totally over my ex
Holly: Sure binkey

by eh357 December 29, 2017

sure

a word used to let somebody know you heard them but do not care to correct them

JOE: AM I RIGHT?
JIM: SURE

by AICURMOM89 April 23, 2024

He For Sure Smells Amazing

When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.

Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?

LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.

Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.

by Mike109999 March 4, 2022

sure footed bitch

a bitch that just won't quit

Man... my teacher is a sure footed bitch!

by RR6 merlin July 28, 2022