Shower Stalker

When in prison, a man stalks other men while they take showers, looking to fuck em in the ass

Whachout for D-mob from cell block 4, i heard hes a shower stalker!

by tttrsees August 3, 2005

Finger Stalker

A person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.

Before my high school reunion I wanted to see if I could find out more about the guy who dumped me so I decided to be a finger stalker by Googling him repeatedly until I found any compromising, embarrassing, or mundane details about his life.

by GregSH August 5, 2008

Street Stalker

noun: slang term for prostitute

She's a teacher by day and a street stalker by night.

by AcquireCurrency May 22, 2011

Stalker

Most guys who have dated, dumped, had sex with, or expressed interest in, a pud shucker. The remainder are all kiddy diddlers, weirdos, psychos or some other horribly objectional human vermin.

Joe: "People are saying that B.J. is saying you are a stalker."
Jason: "Everyone who has ever gone on a date with B.J. is a stalker."
Joe: "Not in reality."
Jason: "Exactly. Even looking at her twice sets the bitch off."

by JAFR2 January 24, 2009

stalkerville

The entire stalking aspect of facebook.

Getting repeated messages from someone who you keep trying to ditch in real life.

Have you been on Stalkerville today?

Yes, the stalker has messaged me again...

by stilllsmokinone June 11, 2012

stalker Like

Likes on Facebook and/or other social media that are given by people who "like" you. Stalker Likes may or may not convert to true, offline liking.

"These stalker Likes are so annoying." "Omar stalker-Liked your profile again."

by YourNumberOnePOS December 3, 2013

stalker douche

This guy that used to lead you on but then went totally crazy once you bailed. Now he IMs you constantly and send you random pictures of himself... and his kid... and dog... even a nude. He talks about all his sexual conquests hes had since you, but he still thinks about you... all the time. He's psycho and weird and you think he might actually murder you if you don't leave state... or the country.

Oh God. Stalker douche is back.

Shit... Stalker douche is blowing up my facebook since I unblocked him.

by phoenix437 January 8, 2015