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stoner gremlins

Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.
"Hey want to get stoned on the beach?" "Hell no there's stoner gremlins"
by Anomalous25 December 20, 2007
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Stoner Sense

A sixth sense, of sorts.

The ability to sense, whether you are looking at the person or not, when that person is passing you the joint, blunt, etc.

You can be completely engrossed in something else, but a vibe is sent throughout the room letting you know it's your hit.

Takes a little bit of time to fully integrate into your senses, as the odd time someone will look like they are passing you the smokeable, when they are only readjusting themselves in their seat.
I was laughing my ass off at the movie, then my stoner sense kicked when the blunt got passed my way.
by ZeeFancyMan January 4, 2010
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School Stoner

A person who is always school stoned, but manages to keep it cool. Someone you couldn't imagine sober.
"Dude, check out Alex."
-Chris
"He's such a school stoner"
-Daniel
"Whut?"
-Alex
by School Stoner October 2, 2010
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natural stoner

someone who looks/acts like a stoner but isn't a stoner
john: woow lesley is such a stoner
jude: nooo bro she hasnt even touch kush before, she's just a natural stoner
by yolo189 January 25, 2013
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mud stomper

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it with both feet to plant it down the drain
Janet: "Steve took another mud stomper in the shower last night smh"
Karen "Again!?!?"
by EatshitanddieJanet October 5, 2017
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stoner

not to be confused with the term pothead, which is used to refer to someone who is positively incapable of functioning without pot and is in many cases very stingy with sharing their stash. stoners however are kind, gentle souls who have either been mellowed out by smoking pot on a regular basis or who started out that way. a true stoner will share his stash with pretty much anyone, anytime, just hit em up and they'll be happy to light up a bowl or a nice fat doobie.

pothead: needs their weed and doesnt much care what they have to do to get it, be it violence, stealing, or whatever level they have to stoop to. these people are the reason people who smoke weed have the social stigma that they get

stoner: definitely enjoys the pleasures of weed but doesn't really need it, but would much rather go through their day stoned than sober. stoners are generous with their weed and are willing to sacrifice their immediate high to let you get 'where you wanna be'. ive never seen a violent stoner in my life, the two just dont seem to go together.
uh...the word's stoner....lol what am i suppoed to put in this box...? gimme a break im writing this while im trashed
by Narwhal May 31, 2007
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stonertypical

The apparent stereotype of a stoner. Includes baggy rasta apparel, vacant expressions, bloodshot eyes, and excessive laughter.
"Dude, don't wear a rasta belt its so stonertypical. We don't wanna draw attention. And put some fucking visine in your eyes."
by boom boom tree inhabitant August 4, 2009
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