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senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility
what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.
by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016
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senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries
senior stew: now with chunks!
by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016
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senior scream

A tradition in some high schools (and maybe colleges) where at the start of the last trimester/semester of their senior year, they all gather and scream.
Person 1: bro, second trimesters over and third trimester starts tommorow. Are you gonna do the senior scream?

Person 2: duh! Meeting with the rest of the grade after school to scream and celebrate the beginning of the end of high school!!!
by notaTHOT March 3, 2017
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Senioritis

Senioritis is a disease that affects approximately 95% of the senior population during their second (and last) semester of high school after receiving acceptance letters from the colleges/unversities of their choice. During this time, affected persons may experience lack of motivation, a major decline in fucks to give, and a burning passion to get the hell out of high school.
John: I haven't handed in that Biology assignment yet.
Mallory: That was due 3 weeks ago!
John: It's not me, it's the senioritis.
by princess787 May 21, 2017
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steriotype

A Noah's version of a stereotype
"Us Americans really steriotype you Canadians!"
by Kaylele May 27, 2017
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senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older
My senior kitizen has Kataracts
by Madch1ld July 15, 2017
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seniorcide

A person entering old age who would and rather kill themself than grow old in some nursing home.
I'll commit seniorcide before I am stuck in a diaper in a nursing home somewhere"
by Deelang May 3, 2018
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