stanger

To wrap a rubber-band around your hand and wait until it goes numb. Then you masturbate.

"Man, I can't get a girl....at least I've got a rubber-band and a bottle of hand cream."

by Jake May 15, 2005

stang

V. The act of inserting any sharp object into a male's cock spitter (penis hole).
N. The object used when stanging.

stang from the Latin phrase stit tang which means "pecker hurts so good"

-(v)"He danced like a gogo and when I took him home he stanged like the like clap. What an amazing man."
-(v)I stang myself until I fall asleep on those lonely nights.
-(n)The stang I must use is a football because my dick hole is as wide as a window.

by Nicholie and Davion (lovers) April 12, 2005

Standoffish

Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.

The parrot lady would have on her camoflage outfit hiding in plain sight in the town square barking at the happy passerbys in a standoffish manner, always. Her friend requests and apologies made Chevy Chase look like the most sincere and heartfelt guy you ever met.

by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

Mexican Standoff

The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.

Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

dominican standoff

A Dominican Standoff occurs in bathrooms worldwide. It is when a filthy dominican who normally smells like an armpit 24/7 goes to an unsuspecting shower stall, turns on the water, and comences the standoff. The ending result usually being the dominican backing off, preparing for the next weeks round two.

Yo i seen julio in the abano, just standing there looking at the shower, i think he was in the middle of a dominican standoff.

by jermdogg October 20, 2008

Stanhood

The slang version of Stanwood.

Your mother was all over Stanhood last night.

by Rickykelsey October 31, 2008

sango

Short tempered ninja chick who caries around a giant boomerang and kills monsters for a living.

Miroku groped Sango and received a beating for his efforts.

by SangoTaijiya June 30, 2003