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Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.
Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".
by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011
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Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024
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An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.
by Roycupine November 23, 2023
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“Standards”

A way to describe a women that has unrealistic standards for a significant other.
Joanna has “standards” , it’s ridiculous.
by UpsideUnicorn November 25, 2023
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Maoist Standard English

An internet meme in which any words containing a “k”, a hard ‘c’ sound, or an “s” are modified so that they now read as ‘KKK’ or as ‘SS’. KKK and SS, of course, obviously referencing the respective hate groups. Originating as a form of coded language often used by online maoists, it is now used by much of the broader population, especially on Twitter, to describe racism and far right associations within the thing that they are mentioning. Some also throw it into random sentences as a form of satire.
Maoist Standard English is often used like this:

“Amerikkka is on the decline.”

“KKKapitalism is evil.”

“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”

“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”

“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”
by EvysTruth December 12, 2023
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Bog standard

A british slang word for "plain" or "normal"
"This cheese is bog standard"
by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023
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