un-stalker
When Susie's car broke down, and had to catch a ride with someone else, she received a visit from her un-stalker at work.
un-stalker by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011
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Food stalker
When someone stares at your plate and then ask you if you have had enough and try to control the food to ensure they can eat to their maximum benefit
Woman- *walks out with plate of mac n cheese*
Brian- “you got enough, do you want me to pack you any for lunch” (eyeing the amount of mac n cheese left in pot)
Woman- you’re such a food stalker
Brian- “you got enough, do you want me to pack you any for lunch” (eyeing the amount of mac n cheese left in pot)
Woman- you’re such a food stalker
Food stalker by Stupidshhittt December 17, 2019
Back-Stalker
his Internet Troll will pour through your archives until he or she finds something you wrote that contradicts something you’ve written more recently.
Back-Stalker by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 3, 2020
scratch and sniff stalker
I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.
scratch and sniff stalker by oldsport December 31, 2014
Burrows the Death stalker
Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.
Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...
Burrows the Death stalker by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017