squash

An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.

Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."

See: Ivy League, NESCAC

by MHP June 25, 2005

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DJ Squishmitten

Rapper/Producer, Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent., Member of the Roadhouse Crew, executive produced such club hits as Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat(remix), Ice Cream Blow Job

Man dat new DJ Squishmitten song iz HOT!

by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010

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Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.

Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!

by Tommy R May 23, 2005

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"Squanderable Cash"

1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"

2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"

by wasterpaster June 16, 2010

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