Mr. Squishy

Ejaculating into a condom, then leaving it on all day.
Usually refers to an act of masturbation.

"My wife wouldn't give me any this morning so I took matters into my own hands. To avoid that bothersome cleanup, I wore a condom, and I brought Mr. Squishy to work with me."

by Uncle Knuckle January 22, 2010

squishy

feeling of wetness a girl experiences post intercourse when she feels the mixture of seamen, her own orgasm, and lube all mixing together in her vaginal region.

The girl felt squishy when she was looking for her clothes in the morning.

by beth aka american July 26, 2006

Squish squish

When you fart and a little bit of runny poop comes out and it's squishy between your buttcheeks

Man hand me something to wipe my ass with i farted and now I got some squish squish.

by Raburmama January 26, 2017

SQUIP!

A fart which comes from a penis

Did you hear that SQUIP!

by Leckturn July 30, 2008

Squishes

An affectionate way to address or greet your friend

Squishes, Stephanie!

by Gena "Mama Bear" May 22, 2012

squish taco

a blumpkin for a lady; like when you are eating a taco and the meat squishes out the back

Give me a squish taco you lazy piece of shit.

by nikki January 27, 2005

squishings

a farwell only a teenage boy impersonating charlie chaplin would use ;P

cya, bye bye, squishings

by xxel_bella_voche_le_necrophiliac_is_cuming_to_get_uxx October 11, 2006