A massive parasitic composite organism that survives by eating money offered to it by lesser organisms. In order to obtain its food, the Square Enix excretes an addictive product known as "Final Fantasy" from specialized polyps. Lesser organisms swarm over the Final Fantasies, at which point the Square Enix extracts their money. However, the Square Enix sweats plot holes, which it often smears onto the Final Fantasies. This ensures that the Square Enix's hopelessly addicted prey will keep returning in the empty hope that the Square Enix will produce a sequel that fills these plot holes. While the Square Enix does indeed produce sequels in addition to Final Fantasies, the sequels are frequently just a plot hole ridden as the main products.
Billy spent $40.00 on Final Fantasy VII. However, Final Fantasy X was filled with plot holes, so Billy purchased the sequels in hopes of having his many questions answered. However, the sequels were even more confusing - Billy had unwittingly fallen prey to the insatiable Square Enix parasite.
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Yea, that guy was really intense, he was squat fucking her and everything.
Yea, that guy was really intense, he was squat fucking her and everything.
by The Spease August 27, 2009
Get the Squat Fucking mug.Towelling squares or (towelling nappies) as they are also known by and referred to as, are diapers made out of soft and fluffy 100% cotton terry towelling. Towelling squares are standard diapers in the U.K., and are traditionally used with pins and rubber pants just as our cloth diapers are here in Canada and the United States.
Mrs Johnson gathered up all three corners of her daughters towelling squares by pulling them snug and tight. She then swiftly pushed a nappy pin through the overlapped layers right at the very top centre front, and finished up by pulling on a pair of rubber pants over top.
While walking through the alleyway, I spotted a sagging clothesline with towelling squares and rubber pants hung up drying on it.
While walking through the alleyway, I spotted a sagging clothesline with towelling squares and rubber pants hung up drying on it.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 23, 2006
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by Bellysgonnagetya January 29, 2008
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