Spline

The Spline is a sophisticated party act only performed by top tier beak lovers and ganja gurus. It involves two meticulous moves. One move requires a swift but conserved inhale of a perfectly prepared spliff. The THC must be then held in your lungs while simultaneously sniffing an Everest sized amount of cocaine through crisp, freshly rolled £20. If successful you have performed the infamous Spline. Toms and Jamess have a sacred duty to perform the Spline when cocaine and weed are present at a party.

"Oi mate, fancy a cheeky spline."
"Ye laaa I would love to smash a spline right now"

by Nipplevirus October 22, 2019

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011

bannanus split

peeling a banana with your ass cheeks and feeding it to your partner

hey daniel, want to have a bannanus split?

by PNIS March 6, 2014

dickety-split

when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.

I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/

by mag$$ February 19, 2017

reading sliterature

slitting your wrists

kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 12, 2021

split pee

the separation of piss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet

Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?

DaMarcus: Yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.

by pooma March 1, 2010

Mudslide Banana Split

Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.

Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!

by syngates13 July 8, 2011