Splart

The term used for the squeeky noise that results when you purse your lips over the end of a spliff and attempt to toke on it prematurely. translation of splart is a spliff-lip-fart.

"did someone just fart?"
"na i just splarted brutha"

by bevbah April 20, 2009

vag splatter

when a girl you are fucking cums and it splatters everywhere and makes a huge fucking mess.

LAURA! you vag splattered all over my fucking wall! im gonna kick your vag splattering ass.

by ilikevagvagvagkurtandmitch May 23, 2010

splat

Used in place of the @ symbol so web spiders dont catch your email address. Any spelling of your email is helpful in this matter. Basically, youre ridding yourself (not totally, of course) of spam and junk emails.

"My email is ______SPLATgmail.com"
OR
"Reply at ______(SPLAT)hotmaildotcom"

by A. Ragman May 10, 2005

splat

1. squirting orgasm

2. another word for REALLY hot

1. she splatted

2. he is so splat

by ermmmmmm June 7, 2007

Slaptop

noun

A car with no roof and a bald person driving it.

Woman 1: Hey look at that red corvette with that sad old bloke driving it.
Woman 2: Oh no - not another slaptop.

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

splatter

To ejaculate onto a bitches face so that there is a gooey messy coating of cum on her face

I just gave that hoe a splatter

by Dickman June 21, 2003

Splatter Spree

The Sexual act of ejaculating on five girl's faces at the same time. The act must have semen on each girls face within four second to cover each female.

Dude, i totally just splatter spreed those bitches over there.

by Silent J and Tdols November 3, 2010