Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

spit sniping

Spit sniping is where you spit into a toilet bowl before starting your stream and trying to snipe the spit out of the air

I love “spit sniping” in the morning and hitting it first try, you know it’s gonna be a good day

by DéblAndré March 31, 2020

Spit the tea

Spilling the tea fast

Omg girl spit the tea about last night

by Jasmine53628 March 9, 2022

spitting bonita

Girl throwing up and doggy style

The girl was drunk and became a spitting bonita

by Bob from key qeat May 10, 2014

Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.

"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"

by Spit Man March 16, 2023

Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.

Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.

by CC Creators December 1, 2022